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LAST LAST WORD

NOT EPITAPH. EPICTAPH.

ALWAYS GET SMILES.

Want to live on forever?
Which epitaph speaks to you?

1. DIE LAUGHING:

person scratching head

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Think you're funnier?

2. MIC DROPPING:

person scratching head

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Think you're snarkier?

person scratching head

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3. LIFE LOVING:

What's your heart say?

OR WRITE YOUR OWN!

To admire while you’re alive:

cartoon of grass and flower

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One epitaph that always gets groans:

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☐ "Too little time."

☐ "Too much work."

☐ "Too damn grim."

☐ "Too effin' dull."

☐ None of the above.

Which kid inherits Grandma's cookie jar?

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So. How do you split the un-splittable?

How creative are you feeling?

I woof you forever!!!

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Ever wonder what happens to your
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What are these two doing?

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Thank you for your scroll.

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