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LIVE ON FOREVER.

Every life deserves an epic epitaph. Which one is calling you?

1. DIE LAUGHING:

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2. MIC DROPPING:

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3. LIFE LOVING:

OR WRITE YOUR OWN!

To live up to, while you still can:
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The least funny epitaph:

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How do you plead?

 “Too little time.”

“Too much work.”

 “Too damn grim.”

 “Too frickin dull.”

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What happens
to your secrets after you're gone?

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What did these two snoops just find?

 Your cringey teenage diary.

Your spicy-dicey snapshots.

 Your jiggly-wiggly silicone.

 Your reputation going up in flames.

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Your lovebug has an urgent message
for you!

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I woof you... and can I also have my:

☐ Dinner.

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 Treats.

☐ Plan B, if I ever lose you.

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And one bold prediction:

You won’t be bored to death.

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