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LIVE ON FOREVER.
You only get ONE epitaph.
Which one springs you to life?

The UNfunniest epitaph:

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How do you plead?
☐ “Too little time.”
☐ “Too much work.”
☐ “Too damn grim.”
☐ “Too frickin dull.”
What happens
to your secrets after you're gone?

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What did these two snoops just find?
☐ Your cringey teenage diary.
☐ Your steamy vacation selfies.
☐ Your jiggly-wiggly silicone.
☐ Your reputation going up in flames.
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