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LIVE ON FOREVER.

You only get ONE epitaph.
Which one springs you to life?
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1. DIE LAUGHING:

2. MIC DROPPING:

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3. LIFE LOVING:

OR WRITE YOUR OWN!

And live up to it, while you still can:
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Hi! I'm Luna. ​​Inspire me. I'll give your words wings.

The UNfunniest epitaph:

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How do you plead?

 “Too little time.”

“Too much work.”

 “Too damn grim.”

 “Too frickin dull.”

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What happens
to your secrets after you're gone?

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What did these two snoops just find?

 Your cringey teenage diary.

Your steamy vacation selfies.

 Your jiggly-wiggly silicone.

 Your reputation going up in flames.

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Your lovebug has an urgent message
for you!

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I woof you... and can I also have my:

☐ Dinner.

Walk.

 Treats.

☐ Plan B, in case I ever lose you.

105 funtime cartoons. Zero billable hours. $5 big ones off.

• Estate-planning creativity.

• Easy how-to solutions.
• Stellar five-star reviews.
And one bold prediction:

You won’t be bored to death.

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